Almost The Weekend
I cannot wait for this day to be done and the weekend to start. It's been a long week and it's sure to be a long day in work. Preparing end of month and end of year crapola all day long and nothing looks promising. Blahhh Speaking of work....It's January 6th and I still do not have the new calendars that I asked the receptionist to order for me. And by "ask" I mean I wrote down the item #, the color and the pages where the items could be found. I did this on 12/22/11. I was determined to see if she'd mention them but she hadn't so I brought it up. "Have my calendars come in?"
"Oh I haven't ordered them yet because there's nothing else on my list."
I blinked at her.
"So what?" I asked.
"Ummmm..."
"We get free delivery. You can order items every day. (she's been here 8 years and knows this) And um, they're calendars, and it's 2012. (I assume she knows this too)
Who wants to bet I have my 2012 calendars before the end of January? I'm not sure which side I'd take.
Oh and lookie to the right. --->
I have 48 followers now! Come on people we are trying for my sister's age! (she'd kill me if she read this) And once we reach that, our next goal is my mother's age but one step at a time.
Anyway, Mr. 48 is a guy called Peter P. Peters, or something to that effect and he writes a poker blog of his own, called the Poker Barrister. Check it out if you'd like....or not. Yet another lawyer *yawn* who plays poker. Why is it that half the players I know are lawyers? What's up with that? Anyway, he actually writes about poker *gasp* which is few and far between these days. Plus, he posted this thought provoking question on Tony's blog yesterday:
PPP: Tony: If you were forced to chose, would you rather sleep with a woman with no arms, or with no legs. For purposes of this question, assume both the armless and the legless woman are equally interested in watching you play poker afterwards.
LOL
Grouchie answered first with: Define sleep with? Because if it's in the pure sense of the word you'd have to go no legs because you can still have her arms wrapped around you for warmth and comfort.
If you are not meaning it in such a pure sense then no arms because she can still wrap her legs around your head and that's a bonus if'n you ask me
Awesome answer IMHO.
Then Waffles, ever the problem solver piped in with: No legs all the way... Nothing blocking access baby!
That is a thinker!
As for poker, the only poker I will be playing this weekend is of the on-line variety. *fingers crossed* that I don't go busto!
Play smart.
Josie
"Oh I haven't ordered them yet because there's nothing else on my list."
I blinked at her.
"So what?" I asked.
"Ummmm..."
"We get free delivery. You can order items every day. (she's been here 8 years and knows this) And um, they're calendars, and it's 2012. (I assume she knows this too)
Who wants to bet I have my 2012 calendars before the end of January? I'm not sure which side I'd take.
Oh and lookie to the right. --->
I have 48 followers now! Come on people we are trying for my sister's age! (she'd kill me if she read this) And once we reach that, our next goal is my mother's age but one step at a time.
Anyway, Mr. 48 is a guy called Peter P. Peters, or something to that effect and he writes a poker blog of his own, called the Poker Barrister. Check it out if you'd like....or not. Yet another lawyer *yawn* who plays poker. Why is it that half the players I know are lawyers? What's up with that? Anyway, he actually writes about poker *gasp* which is few and far between these days. Plus, he posted this thought provoking question on Tony's blog yesterday:
PPP: Tony: If you were forced to chose, would you rather sleep with a woman with no arms, or with no legs. For purposes of this question, assume both the armless and the legless woman are equally interested in watching you play poker afterwards.
LOL
Grouchie answered first with: Define sleep with? Because if it's in the pure sense of the word you'd have to go no legs because you can still have her arms wrapped around you for warmth and comfort.
If you are not meaning it in such a pure sense then no arms because she can still wrap her legs around your head and that's a bonus if'n you ask me
Awesome answer IMHO.
Then Waffles, ever the problem solver piped in with: No legs all the way... Nothing blocking access baby!
That is a thinker!
As for poker, the only poker I will be playing this weekend is of the on-line variety. *fingers crossed* that I don't go busto!
Play smart.
Josie
Comments
So, the worst stuff that they ever think of they post in there because they feel that it's acceptable because Tony sometimes goes on outburts where he says some off the wall and sometimes offensive shit.
Either way.
Easy, Queasy, Beautiful, Covergirl!
Off to work :)
Nothing, she won't come when you call her anyway.
As regards a porn site featuring amputees? Let's just, er, cut that off right here.
And: Shabbat Shalom zu dir, shayne maid'l!
Bigot! I have nothing but respect for a heritage that produced the Three Stooges. Not to mention those cool motorcycles -- the Yamulkas, right? : o )
A: Where you left her.
A sick joke for a sick subject.
There was a terrible film, Boxing Helena, that was about a surgeon that kept his legless armless unwilling girlfriend in a box.
I remember that movie. Blah.
Something tells me that you and Waffles are not as far apart as one might think. : o )
And hey -- nothing wrong with a Catholic school boy. I was one, you know ...