I'm busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor so you'll have to forgive me for not posting today. What, you thought this was a post? Um, no it isn't.
But, if you're desperate to read something about Very Josie, and if you like crafty humor, you could go ---> HERE as this post tickles my funny bone. Go on now, go THERE and enjoy some fine writing for a change, and tell him Very Josie sent you.
Snaps for Josie! (you have to go HERE to appreciate this line and then come back here to leave me a comment. Just because I'm too busy to post doesn't mean I don't like getting comments. Now scoot!)
Josie
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Concrete?
How about...Busier than an SEO whore trying for no effort page hits? That more down home.
KIADWISMWWSGWCTHIHDSB stands for Ken Is A Douchebag With A Smart Mouth Who Will Soon Get What's Coming To Him If He Doesn't Start Behaving.
SEO tricks abound -- like always including a graphic or link to old page on their site.
Begging for links is another example. About that you might note that my and most comments allow entering their site. You prevent that by limiting things to gmail.
:)
If it looks like a duck...
Snaps for Josie!!!!!!!
Easy for you to say.
The rest? I am destroyed and totally chasten.
I think it end, "now we're just arguing price."
SEO whore is a very common term use asexually to describe folks wanting to move up ranking by working at the features that Google rewards. And, its less work than content
Gary, otoh, seems to think it is time to mount his white charger. You wouldn't have a scarf for him, would you?
That you talk the way you do to Josie - to any woman in fact - is shameful. Were you raised by wolves? Be a gentleman for once, will you?
Gary, Ken doesn't really mean it. He likes me. Honest he does.
Ken, don't get Gary worked up for Pete's sake.
Douchbag on the other hand isn't broad in meaning. And it is a demeaning reference concerning bodily functions subject to the tasteless when one bothers to analyze it further.
But, I doubt you were raised with wolves. I don't think either of the founders of Rome were named Gary.
As for douchebag, that was one man speaking as men do to another man. My problem with you is that you say the things you say to a woman, a woman who doesn't deserve the invective you shower upon her. And no, "shower" was not an obscure callback to "douchebag."
Look, all I'm saying is remember who it is you're talking to, and remember the lessons your parents taught you about chivalry and politesse, OK? Then you and I will never have another problem.
BTW my middle names are indeed Romulus and Remus.
Hmmmm How about Waffles vs Grump? That'd be a good one.
P.S. compliments of Webster:
3: a venal or unscrupulous person (Well, I wouldn't go that far about either of you really. Well, maybe one of...nahh...)
That should manage to confuse, you know who.
As I once pointed out to Bam-Bam and I'll again state here:
I only harass the people I like. To those who I have little regard for I am amazingly polite.
Is that understood, Mr. Gary, sir?
As for KenP and others ... I will be having the lightning36 Charm School registration beginning shortly. I know at least a few people who could benefit. : o )
Yes, let's hope you open a kiosk charm school in indiana.
Ahhh ... well ...
Okay -- I guess I was wrong in thinking you were defending me. Should have known better. Better be careful or I won't allow you to spend all your waking hours daydreaming about me anymore ...
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=seo%20whore&fp=1&cad=b&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb
You can see that people are laughingly saying that about themselves.
What got us to this point wasn't Josie's fault. Possibly misunderstanding but the term isn't what it morphed into. That happened after Gary's invective and threat. In hindsight, I should have gotten a private laugh at his over the top defense.
There is my attempt at explanation and apology. Your turn, Gary.
I couldn't care less in what regard you hold me. But if you really liked Josie you wouldn't accuse her of being technologically savvy enough to exploit SEO tricks and to be a Luddite at the same time, no?
Like I said, just scale back the dickishness a little bit - say, 13% - and we're ok, you and I.
However, Mr. KenP, I will treasure that apology for years. For real yo.
Mr.Gary, Sir, nice try?
And, as regards apologies, I must say, yours was just god-awful. But as I suspect that was more by design than incompetence, in the name of harmony I am prepared to overlook it.
f.t.r. cats and concrete f.t.w!
nothing for nothing but kens reamrks do seem a little bit on the dick side, but as i have no knowledge of your history,this just might be how you talk to josie regularly(or vice versa)
im just sayin
lol Yes Billy, this is old hat for oldKen and me.
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Josie my dear the comments today were amazing something like 46 . Geez for a minute before I read the article I thought maybe you had another sex related post but alas it was not to be.