The Bitch is Back

Well Whores, look who's back! To be clear, I'm only back because I'm wicked fucking bored and clearly I have things to say. I have years worth of poker stories to catch you up on, plus the current cluster fuck that is normal life. So yeah, I'm aware that poker blogging is about as dead as french kissing strangers but hey...I've always been worth a read. So kick your feet up and get ready for some daily Very Josie. I'm playing a tourney tonight online with Small Boat Drinks - remember that biatch? No? Just me? I'll get you up to date on my life too...interesting in a boring muthafucka kind of way. I see Grump and Lightning are still posting..lol who knew?!? Play smart. The one. The only. Very Josie

Comments

thundering36 said…
I've waited over five years for your return and this is all I get? Chopped liver?

Happy New Year! I still don't get poker. Come visit me in Australia... oh yeah... not possible... that little flu thing. Wasn't that supposed to go away in two weeks or something?

Take care.
January 8, 2021 at 5:03 AM
Lester said…
Please don't forget to post some cleavage shots! Thanks, Lester
January 8, 2021 at 8:11 AM
Pete P. Peters said…
UR unnecessarily profane, lady. Unsubscribe unless you clean up UR act.
January 8, 2021 at 9:43 AM
lightning36 said…
Good to see that you might make a few more posts. I have a bunch of links on my blog, including some who still post: Rob, TBC, and others including Flushhdraw, Ace, and Aye Caramba. The vloggers seemed to have peaked and are not nearly as popular now, so who knows what communication method will be popular in the future.
January 8, 2021 at 2:50 PM
Hangar18 said…
Welcome back and Happy New Year to you.
January 8, 2021 at 2:50 PM
seattleirish said…
Ship it! Glad to have you back, Josie.

s.i.
January 11, 2021 at 5:18 PM
ccndd said…
UMMMMM Still waiting.
January 18, 2021 at 3:57 PM
sebszebra said…
Hello Josie. I have added you back to my home-page.
January 18, 2021 at 7:24 PM
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