My Name is Very Josie...

...and I'm a Poker Junkie.


You readers know I'm a poker junkie, but low and behold, did you know they named a website after me? lol  I like everything fast and have zero patience, so Poker Junkie is perfect for me. It lists the tourneys that have give you the best return on your money, the best first time bonuses and stuff like that. All in one place.  Best of all is the poker rooms review.  Info is power baby!  And there is oodles of info here.  Seriously, with their services there'll be no stopping me.

Speaking of stopping me.....

Who's interested in free money and free clothing?  A little interest maybe...

Who's interested in aggravating and torturing the heck out of me?  Aha.....I see alot of hands raising.....Good!  Cuz it's time for The Very Josie!  Wheeee! 



Wednesday Night, 9pm ET.

Tourney # 214827634

Password is pokerbaby

If you knock me out I'll ship you $12!  Forget about this $11 stuff - I'm worth more than that. :)

And yes, there's a Very Josie t-shirt for the winner.  Any one of you can win it.....that is, any of you except for Mr. Second Place, himself!  That'd never happen. :P  And there are no tshirts for 2nd place.

Play smart.

Josie




Comments

lightning36 said…
You have my address. May as well pop the shirt in the mail today ...
February 1, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Josie said…
Light baby, you know I'm felting you....poor thing is in denial.
February 1, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Josie said…
rofl@Schaubs. You should check it out. :P
February 1, 2011 at 6:28 PM
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