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NOT Very Josie

Okay, okay...there was this ONE time about four years ago.....

I was going to Florida in March for Red Sox spring training and was the pastiest whitest I ever get as it was the end of the long winter.  Now the problem with going to a warm place in March is that you're exposing untanned parts.  Ugh.  Not good.

At the last moment I decided to get a fancy spray tan at a tanning salon in Saugus.  You go in, and after a bit of prep that you really dont need to know about, you get sprayed from like 12 different spigots that are positioned all around you.  Then you're supposed to rub the stuff in and presto, instant tan.

Well I did what they said, but it didn't come out so well, cuz I couldn't really rub in the stuff on my back.  So my front was fine, but my back area had drip lines going down it.  IT WAS HORRIBLE.  And it woudn't come off for most of the week, and believe me I tried.

Turns out there is something worse than pasty white skin and that's pasty white skin with tan colored drips.

Blah.  Do not tell anyone about this low point in my life.

Tan smart.

Josie


Comments

KenP said…
A good piece of advice I got from a boss was, "Don't beef on yourself!" and it is decent advice and from a boss no less.

The only think I can think of that's causing this syndrome is that Waffles is contagious.
February 9, 2011 at 4:27 PM
KenP said…
Concerning those broad stripes...

I have the perfect solution!

http://tinyurl.com/49n7uzd
February 9, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Josie said…
Ken those pasties aren't a bad idea for backyard tanning....prolly better than cucumber slices which are can be cold. And you know cold doesn't help.
February 9, 2011 at 7:51 PM
lightning36 said…
Good job, Ken. Now we know what will become the new distraction for NH-area live tournament poker players ...
February 9, 2011 at 9:09 PM
KenP said…
Those aren't pasties! It goes:

Who's broad stripes and bright stars

Just look where Lightning has his hand and you'd have known better.
February 10, 2011 at 7:52 AM
Josie said…
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol thanks for explaining it. I am slow.
February 10, 2011 at 9:18 AM
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