Substitution

Hello my pets,

It's Tuesday (Okay Tuesday!) and I'm trying like heck to get a week's worth of stuff done because I leave tomorrow!  Yay!  So this is going to be brief.  (as if I could be brief)

The devil and his spawn (hi waffles!) kicked my ass again this week. Seriously.  Even the damn wife beat me.  I don't know what's going on, but it's time for me to stop going with the odds and resume going with my gut.  I mean a 15 on the Eagles.  A team I hate?  Blah - those days are over.

As I won't be around tomorrow or Thursday to post my football picks, I found a substitution to do it for me.   Playing the role of Very Josie, will be the one and only LIGHTNING! 


Lightning donning his Very Josie garb

So swing by LIGHTNING'S blog to see my picks.  I'll be emailing them to him tonight.  Not that I don't trust Waffles with them, but....oh wait, I don't.  Just kidding.  It's just that Lightning is neutral, like Switzerland.

As I said, I must do some shit that I get paid to do so I must fly, my sunshines.  One final post tomorrow before I set out for Logan.

Ciao for now.

Josie

Comments

PokahDave said…
It's just that he's kissin' ass...ain't that right Lightnin'??
November 15, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Josie said…
@pokahdave, No!!! but YOU could stand to do a little ass kissing, and erm, you could start by buying me an airline ticket to vegas!
November 15, 2011 at 10:52 AM
lightning36 said…
PokahDave does not understand that lightning36 is universally loved by women.
November 15, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Josie said…
and also loved by Joe C, that dude who looks like a lady.
November 15, 2011 at 12:05 PM
The Neophyte said…
3 and 4 year olds don't count Lightning.
November 15, 2011 at 7:34 PM
crafty said…
"PokahDave does not understand that lightning36 is universally loved by women."

Wrong word choice, Lightning. Instead of "universally," that should read "not."
November 15, 2011 at 8:38 PM
Josie said…
The guys seem to be showing Lightning36 universal love.
November 15, 2011 at 9:44 PM
lightning36 said…
Man, these guys make Ken P look like a pussycat!

They're jealous -- I can understand. Heck, sometimes I'm almost jealous of myself. : o )
November 15, 2011 at 10:07 PM
The Neophyte said…
BTW good luck in AC Josie, have a great time.
November 15, 2011 at 11:37 PM
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