Wanna play with me?

If so, then you are in luck!  The Very Josie is Wednesday night.


It is Private Tournament # 19402975.  I'm already registered so an easy way to find it is to look for me; veryjosie.  It starts at 9pm ET SHARP. 

Below are the top ten reasons why you should play The Very Josie Wednesday night.

10.  It's easy money, as Wolfie is playing!
 9.  Bayne, most likely will NOT be playing, because his GPS watch is broken and he's been walking in circles, lost.
8.  This game serves as the tie breaker between Waffles and me.  That right there is reason enough to play.  Cheap entertainment.  His ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.
7. Cuz I said so.
6. Cuz I want you to.
5. Cuz if this is your first time playing The Very Josie, you will get A PRIZE.
4. Just effing play, okay?
3. Cuz I'm so darn sweet.
2. You'll learn a thing or 2 when you play against me.

And the number one reason to play The Very Josie..........

1.  Lawyers in Frigging New Jersey have nothing better to do anyway.  :)  Which reminds me....I need to be added to the frigging Lawyer's blog roll.  If I last longer, I want in!

Play smart.

Josie

Comments

Wolfshead said…
Did not commit to playing. Just said Waffles is giving me incentive to play. Am thinking of a Josie boycott for awhile as you won't buy me any sake
November 2, 2010 at 6:47 PM
Josie said…
I'll buy you a truck load. Now play.
November 2, 2010 at 7:09 PM
Wolfshead said…
You heard it folks, I get a truck load of sake. Now should I press my luck for the Sapporro chasers?
November 2, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Josie said…
Don't forget, it's a woman's perogative to change her mind.
November 2, 2010 at 10:08 PM
SirFWALGMan said…
Josie is going out early tonight. I can tell.
November 3, 2010 at 9:54 AM
Josie said…
Maybe. But not as early as Waffles!
November 3, 2010 at 10:06 AM
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