tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post3774076579114017133..comments2023-05-14T04:47:35.916-04:00Comments on Very Josie: Dear God....Josiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-84223361522213429482010-10-18T18:46:11.754-04:002010-10-18T18:46:11.754-04:00@Lightning, lest you in turn think my humor runs o...@Lightning, lest you in turn think my humor runs only along the lines of poop jokes and beret-wearing Frenchmen mocking all things American, enjoy this two minutes of funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWoD2sQ9LiU<br /><br />And @Duckman, rest assured that the Very J does indeed thank her lucky stars for the Towheaded Wonder (I'm making up my own nicknames, thank you), except when he won't go to bed. He exhibits behavior that cultural anthropologists describe as "working her last nerve." I have personally seen her pick up the phone and call military schools, mostly for pricing and visitation schedules but also to scare him.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-38981136379974160632010-10-18T18:04:34.621-04:002010-10-18T18:04:34.621-04:00Love that scene. One of the funniest scenes from ...Love that scene. One of the funniest scenes from one of my favorite movies.Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-36665856925207724762010-10-18T18:01:57.341-04:002010-10-18T18:01:57.341-04:00Lightning, you're new profile pic sure is pret...Lightning, you're new profile pic sure is pretty. Me likie.Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-53917521142966278742010-10-18T17:20:04.914-04:002010-10-18T17:20:04.914-04:00"Jeez, lightning, brother...you're a down..."Jeez, lightning, brother...you're a downer."<br /><br />Some things in life aren't pretty. We can ignore them or we can address them when we have the chance.<br /><br />However, lest you think I am unable to rise about the seriousness I sometimes present ...<br /><br />I assure you that 1) I am one of the pretty things in life; and 2) I am a funny guy.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWINtUCshxYlightning36https://www.blogger.com/profile/05641629003610446976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-55976985564604415202010-10-18T16:11:15.475-04:002010-10-18T16:11:15.475-04:00Jeez, lightning, brother...you're a downer.Jeez, lightning, brother...you're a downer.craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-49752454605777705332010-10-18T16:10:33.538-04:002010-10-18T16:10:33.538-04:00Gary, nice accent!Gary, nice accent!Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-26113346513432739612010-10-18T16:01:36.440-04:002010-10-18T16:01:36.440-04:00Lightning, I respect your comment but I am on the ...Lightning, I respect your comment but I am on the polar opposite side of it. Even if it is not for me, I deserve the right to choose what happens to my body. Making abortion illegal only makes it more dangerous, it certainly doesn't make it stop happening.<br /><br />But thank you for a beautiful and well thought out comment.<br /><br />Maybe the real question is why have these "tests" that I didn't even know were happening that put me in a panic? Why didn't they tell me they were testing for such things and give me the option of whether or not I wanted that test done.Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-37463871127845210602010-10-18T15:41:07.770-04:002010-10-18T15:41:07.770-04:00(Picture a French accent and a mocking tone)
And ...(Picture a French accent and a mocking tone)<br /><br />And whair is your steenking God now? Your Americain rock et roll Dave Matthews says eet ze baist:<br /><br />"Praying to God on high is like clinging to straws while drowning."<br /><br />Do you see? You are drrowneeng and you know eet not. You can pray to your snivelling bastard God but eet weel get you nowhair - zis should be obvious, no? Ha! Un moment while I light a Gauloise and laugh at you and your tahny deesires. Ha ha ha! Tell me, whair ees your steenking bastard god now?<br />Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!craftyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12092073053793715234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-76268343132146876842010-10-18T15:29:25.952-04:002010-10-18T15:29:25.952-04:00Another point of view:
"Dear God: Please let...Another point of view:<br /><br />"Dear God: Please let me be normal. Josie may have me anyway even if I am not perfect, but other mothers might not. I pray for all the babies who will never get a chance to live. Love, Sugar Bear"<br /><br />"America needs no words from me to see how your decision in Roe v. Wade has deformed a great nation. The so-called right to abortion has pitted mothers against their children and women against men. It has shown violence and discord at the heart of the most intimate human relationships. It has aggravated the derogation of the father’s role in an increasingly fatherless society. It has portrayed the greatest of gifts ~ a child ~ as a competitor, an intrusion, and an inconvenience. It has nominally accorded mothers unfettered dominion over the independent lives of their physically dependent sons and daughters. And in granting this unconscionable power, it has exposed many women to unjust and selfish demands from their husbands or other sexual partners. Human rights are not a privilege conferred by government. They are every human being’s entitlement by virtue of his humanity. The right to life does not depend, and must not be declared to be contingent, on the pleasure of anyone else, not even a parent or a sovereign.” Mother Teresalightning36https://www.blogger.com/profile/05641629003610446976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-82351604126087997572010-10-18T15:28:46.102-04:002010-10-18T15:28:46.102-04:00Hey I thought you were already working out every d...Hey I thought you were already working out every day?SirFWALGManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01310209706844541719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-6046727295480037952010-10-18T14:07:24.442-04:002010-10-18T14:07:24.442-04:00Dave, you are so right. Waiting for the results w...Dave, you are so right. Waiting for the results was the longest 2 weeks of my life.Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-85025511724237477972010-10-18T13:59:35.275-04:002010-10-18T13:59:35.275-04:00I tried to find out why but they couldn't talk...<i>I tried to find out why but they couldn't talk about it over the phone. SHIT. (remember swearing deal isn't in effect until the Jags win)</i><br /><br />LOL.Memphis MOJOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12653631347560307425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-57207139508456596062010-10-18T13:53:40.258-04:002010-10-18T13:53:40.258-04:00Wow. That certainly makes any other decisions afte...Wow. That certainly makes any other decisions after pale in comparison. Wow.PokahDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10027330069984105732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-50574203755061406722010-10-18T12:08:29.593-04:002010-10-18T12:08:29.593-04:00Nice one Ducky!
FYI Sugar Bear's other nick...Nice one Ducky! <br /><br />FYI Sugar Bear's other nickname is "Evan from Heaven".Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-254500550558367704.post-90342630798195477862010-10-18T12:01:49.582-04:002010-10-18T12:01:49.582-04:00Did you hear the one about the guy who goes to hea...<i>Did you hear the one about the guy who goes to heaven and is given a tour by St. Peter?<br /><br />The first room they enter is bustling with activity. "What's going on here?" he asks.<br /><br />This is where we receive prayer requests" St. Peter answers.<br /><br />The second room they enter is just as busy! "And this?"<br /><br />"This is the room where prayers are answered" said St. Peter.<br /><br />They enter a third room which has one person sitting at a desk, reading the paper with his feet up on the desk.<br /><br />"What room is this?" asks the new guy?"<br /><br />"This is the room where we receive thanks for answered prayers. Unfortunately, it's never very busy."</i><br /><br />I hope you thank God every day for Sugar Bear :o)Lucki Duckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05176927202305128485noreply@blogger.com